Ahmed & Mohammed's Cave Jokes
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Saturday, September 11, 2004
Joke : Hussein & Bush
Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said, "George, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner."
Bush asked, "What was on the banner?"
Saddam responded, "It said Allah is God, and God is Allah."
Bush said, "You know, Saddam, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner."
Saddam said, "What was on the banner?"
Bush replied, "I really don't know. I don't read Hebrew."
Bush asked, "What was on the banner?"
Saddam responded, "It said Allah is God, and God is Allah."
Bush said, "You know, Saddam, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner."
Saddam said, "What was on the banner?"
Bush replied, "I really don't know. I don't read Hebrew."
posted by sadmo at 5:45 AM
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Joke : Saddam Questions and Answers
Q. What's Arabic for "George Bush -- leader of the free world"?
A. "George Bush -- mother of all presidents!"
Q. What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A. They both have Kurds in their Whey.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.
Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
A: You shout out, "B-52"
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Q: What's the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.
Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?
A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.
Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
A: Neither knew when to pull out!
Q: What will be Saddam Hussein's last words?
A: "Mother was never good in battles, anyway."
Q: How many Iraqi's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four. One to screw in the light bulb. One to claim that they've actually screwed in 300 light bulbs. One to claim that they've unscrewed 150 American light bulbs. And one to claim that they're screwing and unscrewing light bulbs for the Palestinians.
Good news: Saddam Hussein is living on borrowed time.
Bad news: It was borrowed from a failed savings and loan.
Good news: Saddam Hussein will face war crimes trial.
Bad news is, the trial will be held before the Senate Ethics Committee.
A. "George Bush -- mother of all presidents!"
Q. What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A. They both have Kurds in their Whey.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.
Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
A: You shout out, "B-52"
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Q: What's the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.
Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?
A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.
Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
A: Neither knew when to pull out!
Q: What will be Saddam Hussein's last words?
A: "Mother was never good in battles, anyway."
Q: How many Iraqi's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four. One to screw in the light bulb. One to claim that they've actually screwed in 300 light bulbs. One to claim that they've unscrewed 150 American light bulbs. And one to claim that they're screwing and unscrewing light bulbs for the Palestinians.
Good news: Saddam Hussein is living on borrowed time.
Bad news: It was borrowed from a failed savings and loan.
Good news: Saddam Hussein will face war crimes trial.
Bad news is, the trial will be held before the Senate Ethics Committee.
posted by sadmo at 5:42 AM
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Joke : Saddam Hussein's Chauffer
Saddam is riding in his limo in the Iraqi countryside when there is a sudden bump and the limo stops. The chauffer gets out, walks around the car and reports to Saddam:
"I just killed a pig. I think it came from that peasant's hut by the road."
So Saddam tells him to go and tell the peasant that he is Saddam Hussein's chauffer and that he just killed the pig and that the peasant must be happy because it really is a big honor, to have a pig killed by the president's limo.
The chauffer goes inside the hut and disappears. About an hour later he returns very drunk, smoking a cigar, and looking extremely happy.
"What happened there?" asks Saddam.
"I went inside, I said what you told me to say, and the peasant hugged me and thanked me, and threw a party in my honor and gave me this cigar."
"And what exactly did you tell him?"
"I said 'I'm Saddam Hussein's chauffer and I just killed the pig!'"
"I just killed a pig. I think it came from that peasant's hut by the road."
So Saddam tells him to go and tell the peasant that he is Saddam Hussein's chauffer and that he just killed the pig and that the peasant must be happy because it really is a big honor, to have a pig killed by the president's limo.
The chauffer goes inside the hut and disappears. About an hour later he returns very drunk, smoking a cigar, and looking extremely happy.
"What happened there?" asks Saddam.
"I went inside, I said what you told me to say, and the peasant hugged me and thanked me, and threw a party in my honor and gave me this cigar."
"And what exactly did you tell him?"
"I said 'I'm Saddam Hussein's chauffer and I just killed the pig!'"
posted by sadmo at 5:39 AM
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Joke : Saddam's Doubles
The Iraqi Security Chief summons all 200 of Saddam Hussein's look alikes and says,
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, Saddam Hussein has survived the US air strike. The bad news is, he lost an arm."
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, Saddam Hussein has survived the US air strike. The bad news is, he lost an arm."
posted by sadmo at 5:37 AM
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Friday, August 27, 2004
Joke : Beer dirnking
Tradition drink beer in the Middle East
A Syrian, a Palestinian, an Israeli and a Lebanese
were sitting in a pub having a pint of beer. The
Syrian grabs his beer, downs it, tosses his glass into
the air, draws a handgun, and shoots the glass in
mid-air. He grins to the others, puts the gun on the
bar and says, "In Syria we have so many glasses we
never drink out of the same glass twice".
The Palestinian then downs his beer, throws his glass
into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the
glass, puts the gun back on the bar and proclaims, "In
Gaza we have so much sand which makes glass really
cheap, so we too never drink out of the same glass
twice".
The Israeli downs his beer, throws his glass into the
air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts
the gun back on the bar, and proclaims "In Israel, we
have so much money from U.S. aid we too never drink
out of the same glass twice".
The Lebanese looks at the three of them, finishes his
beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the
gun, shoots the Syrian, the Palestinian, and the
Israeli and says, "In Lebanon we have so many Syrians,
Palestinians and Israelis that we never have to drink
with the same ones twice".
A Syrian, a Palestinian, an Israeli and a Lebanese
were sitting in a pub having a pint of beer. The
Syrian grabs his beer, downs it, tosses his glass into
the air, draws a handgun, and shoots the glass in
mid-air. He grins to the others, puts the gun on the
bar and says, "In Syria we have so many glasses we
never drink out of the same glass twice".
The Palestinian then downs his beer, throws his glass
into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the
glass, puts the gun back on the bar and proclaims, "In
Gaza we have so much sand which makes glass really
cheap, so we too never drink out of the same glass
twice".
The Israeli downs his beer, throws his glass into the
air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts
the gun back on the bar, and proclaims "In Israel, we
have so much money from U.S. aid we too never drink
out of the same glass twice".
The Lebanese looks at the three of them, finishes his
beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the
gun, shoots the Syrian, the Palestinian, and the
Israeli and says, "In Lebanon we have so many Syrians,
Palestinians and Israelis that we never have to drink
with the same ones twice".
posted by sadmo at 7:30 AM
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Joke : Too Long
Life in Egypt
You know that you have lived in Egypt Too long when...
You don't expect to eat dinner until 10:30 PM
You need a sweater when it's 25 degrees outside
You expect everyone to own a mobile phone, a BMW, Benz, or a Jeep.
Seat belts !!! what are those ?
Your idea of housework is leaving a list for the house boy
Your idea of grocery shopping is leaving a list for the maid.
Going out every single night of the week until at least 3a.m.
otherwise you are anti social or up to no good and hiding something.
You expect the confirmation of your airline reservation to be
"INSHALLAH"
If it's not black and Versace or another big name it doesn't count as clothing.
You understand "no problem" means follow up
You think a picnic means pulling over on the side of the road with your TV and water pipe
You believe that speed limits are only advisory
You expect to go to jail when a local national hits the back of your car at a stop sign
You wear a jacket inside and take it off when you go out
You think carpets belong on the wall
You know which end of a "shawarma" to unwrap first
You think the further you inch into the middle of the intersection, the faster the light will turn green
You think a red light means run it
You think only men should hold hands in public
You have more carpets than floor space
You make left turns from the far right lane
You expect at least gold for every birthday
You think Pepsi begins with a "B"
You know that you have lived in Egypt Too long when...
You don't expect to eat dinner until 10:30 PM
You need a sweater when it's 25 degrees outside
You expect everyone to own a mobile phone, a BMW, Benz, or a Jeep.
Seat belts !!! what are those ?
Your idea of housework is leaving a list for the house boy
Your idea of grocery shopping is leaving a list for the maid.
Going out every single night of the week until at least 3a.m.
otherwise you are anti social or up to no good and hiding something.
You expect the confirmation of your airline reservation to be
"INSHALLAH"
If it's not black and Versace or another big name it doesn't count as clothing.
You understand "no problem" means follow up
You think a picnic means pulling over on the side of the road with your TV and water pipe
You believe that speed limits are only advisory
You expect to go to jail when a local national hits the back of your car at a stop sign
You wear a jacket inside and take it off when you go out
You think carpets belong on the wall
You know which end of a "shawarma" to unwrap first
You think the further you inch into the middle of the intersection, the faster the light will turn green
You think a red light means run it
You think only men should hold hands in public
You have more carpets than floor space
You make left turns from the far right lane
You expect at least gold for every birthday
You think Pepsi begins with a "B"
posted by sadmo at 7:27 AM
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Joke : Womens Lib.
An archeologist returned to Egypt a few years after WWII ended having been earlier chased out from the digs by the Nazi Invasion.
Through the local grapevine he contacted his old trusted pre-war guide Ahmed and arranged to meet him at the crossroads to the digs
they used to meet at before the war.
at the specified date the archiologist waited at the crossroads and viewed his guide approaching him and as they met and warmly
embraced, he exclaimed "Ah - Ahmed it is wonderful to see you again after all these years. But tell me this, before the war when we met
you would be riding the donkey and your wife would walk in the dust 20 yards behind you. But today we meet an your wife now rides the
donkey and you walk behind her 20 yards in the dust. What is happening, do we now have Womens Liberation in Egypt."
Ahmed sadly shook his head no and replied - "Ah Effendi - we have womens lib here in egypt - yes - but this is much, much worse
LAND MINES."
Through the local grapevine he contacted his old trusted pre-war guide Ahmed and arranged to meet him at the crossroads to the digs
they used to meet at before the war.
at the specified date the archiologist waited at the crossroads and viewed his guide approaching him and as they met and warmly
embraced, he exclaimed "Ah - Ahmed it is wonderful to see you again after all these years. But tell me this, before the war when we met
you would be riding the donkey and your wife would walk in the dust 20 yards behind you. But today we meet an your wife now rides the
donkey and you walk behind her 20 yards in the dust. What is happening, do we now have Womens Liberation in Egypt."
Ahmed sadly shook his head no and replied - "Ah Effendi - we have womens lib here in egypt - yes - but this is much, much worse
LAND MINES."
posted by sadmo at 7:20 AM
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Thursday, August 26, 2004
Fashion : From Shoes to Flip-flops
As every day (actually 5 times a day) the company accountant went to pray in the local mosque, I always like the fact that he had nice very well polished shoes and a classic suit and tie...the guy is really clean cut honest clean and over all a very nice guy...
Any ways he goes off to the mosque and when he comes back I run into him and his face is all white...I ask him what’s wrong? he looks down at his feet and I realized he had no shoes!!! I asked him what happened? he told me some one had stolen his nice shoes...poor guy...he now changes and puts on flip-flops when he goes to pray...
Any ways he goes off to the mosque and when he comes back I run into him and his face is all white...I ask him what’s wrong? he looks down at his feet and I realized he had no shoes!!! I asked him what happened? he told me some one had stolen his nice shoes...poor guy...he now changes and puts on flip-flops when he goes to pray...
posted by sadmo at 12:57 PM
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Sports : Its soo cute...
The other day we went to an upper class country club which has a swimming pool, we expected people to swim in bikinis and not fully clothed...actually it was 50% stylish lycra overalls with lycra hijab (Muslim scarf) and 50% bikini (the kind my grand mother wears) and the pool was extra crowded…
We finally found some lying chairs and sat ourselves down…I realized that the pool was at its deepest 1m20 so too shallow to dive and plus it was full of babies with their mothers…we decided it was too hot and we went for a dip in the pool.
The pool water was luke warm and full of cute babies…I then realized that all the babies had pampers on and when I saw a women pass her baby out of the water in order to change the diapers it put me off completely…
We finally found some lying chairs and sat ourselves down…I realized that the pool was at its deepest 1m20 so too shallow to dive and plus it was full of babies with their mothers…we decided it was too hot and we went for a dip in the pool.
The pool water was luke warm and full of cute babies…I then realized that all the babies had pampers on and when I saw a women pass her baby out of the water in order to change the diapers it put me off completely…
posted by sadmo at 12:44 PM
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Women : Life without a clitoris
Everyone told me that the practice had been abolished 16 years ago and that now only in remote areas they still practiced this barbaric mutilation…what I did not realize is that every women around me above 16 had no clitoris hence no sexual pleasure…how would you feel if you knew your wife had no pleasure with you? that it could be you or anything it would be the same in terms of pleasure…this explains why so many women are sexually frustrated in Egypt and how many men have mistresses or several wives…hey I understand if you can not have quality go for quantity!!!!
posted by sadmo at 10:47 AM
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Sex : Gay by necessity
It has been very well publicized that gays are not welcome in Egypt especially after the Nile part incident where the police judge if one was gay or not by the style of his underwear!!!…Further more it is widely known that it is such a huge financial burden for Egyptians to get married (the groom has to pay for jewelry provide a house and a stable income ect.) that many men do not get married until into their late 20’s which forces them to relieve them selves on their male friends, local prostitutes, imported East European whores ,younger boys, foreign gays or post menopause western women.
When invoked I was surprised that many did not shame from admitting gay experiences, they simply explained that the gay was the one getting penetrated not the penetrator!!!
When invoked I was surprised that many did not shame from admitting gay experiences, they simply explained that the gay was the one getting penetrated not the penetrator!!!
posted by sadmo at 10:36 AM
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Cultural : Dog Rapping Legal
Friends of mine who live and work in Sharm el Shiekh and have two sons they called me one day to tell me that an Egyptian that was living in a half built house close to their own house was rapping dogs…
They were very worried that if he was capable of rapping dogs he could maybe do the same to their sons…I must say that their logic sounded terribly probable to me... so we went to the police and informed them…
The police promptly arrested the dog rapper but two days later he was back!!! When we questioned the police they told us they could not hold him because it was not a crime in Egypt to rape dogs!!!
They were very worried that if he was capable of rapping dogs he could maybe do the same to their sons…I must say that their logic sounded terribly probable to me... so we went to the police and informed them…
The police promptly arrested the dog rapper but two days later he was back!!! When we questioned the police they told us they could not hold him because it was not a crime in Egypt to rape dogs!!!
posted by sadmo at 9:39 AM
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Security : Passport Contol Burka Style
I was arriving at cairo airport from Europe when like every one else I had to queue up in line waiting to go through the passport control...
In front of me was a man that looked like he was Saudi with his three wives totally covered with their "burkas" (a "burka" is a kind of bag usually made of black non see through material with only a mesh kind of net hole about 8cm2 to let the poor women see but not be seen) the husband was holding all the passports and I was curious to see how the immigration official was going to check their identities...
I mean I was wondering how will he know if the people in front of him are really the ones that are mentioned on the passports?
I waited and when it came to the Saudi man and the three "Ninjas" I nearly burst out laughing when he (the immigration official) actually looked at them in the face (which he could not see) and looked back down at the passport. He never actually saw their faces!!!
Question? If 20 million USD was on your head would you dress like a women?
In front of me was a man that looked like he was Saudi with his three wives totally covered with their "burkas" (a "burka" is a kind of bag usually made of black non see through material with only a mesh kind of net hole about 8cm2 to let the poor women see but not be seen) the husband was holding all the passports and I was curious to see how the immigration official was going to check their identities...
I mean I was wondering how will he know if the people in front of him are really the ones that are mentioned on the passports?
I waited and when it came to the Saudi man and the three "Ninjas" I nearly burst out laughing when he (the immigration official) actually looked at them in the face (which he could not see) and looked back down at the passport. He never actually saw their faces!!!
Question? If 20 million USD was on your head would you dress like a women?
posted by sadmo at 9:22 AM
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Scary : Form Victim to Spy
Two girls went on vacation to sharm el shiekh and since it is a nice place "Mickey mouse Egypt" enjoyed it very much...So when an Egyptian with a "service company" offered them to stay on and get them visas for a mere 300 USD so that they could work they of course accepted especially that he offered for them to work for him awaiting the visa procedures to be finished...
Everything went fine until pay day came...at this point Mohamed did not want to pay them for the month work and did not get them the visas which they had paid for.
The two girls obviously felt they had been tricked twice and told him that if he did not pay up they would press charges against him...
Luckily their visas had not yet expired they were allowed by international law 2 weeks over the visa limit date...
But suddenly they were taken in by the Egyptian State Security and questioned...all seemed fine but then came an order directly from cairo to transfer them to the "khalifa detention center" which is basically the place where people are detained before expulsion from Egypt.
The same day they were sent to Cairo...when lawyers got involved and the authorities were asked why they were being detained they first said because they had no passports but when the lawyer said this was irrelevant because the visa procedure had been initiated and the authorities had copies of their passport it was then said but not written that it was because they were caught try to cross to Israel!!! a total lie of course!!!
At that point the lawyers started being scared that they were in any way tied to Israel which in Egypt could mean up to 15 years in jail!!!
Finally someone paid for their tickets and there was a deal made to release them ASAP since the tickets were paid for which was done which was definitely better then staying in a 5m X 5m cell with 20 other girls including prostitutes and Sudanese refugees.
Great publicity stunt for Egypt and way to go for Justice!!!
Everything went fine until pay day came...at this point Mohamed did not want to pay them for the month work and did not get them the visas which they had paid for.
The two girls obviously felt they had been tricked twice and told him that if he did not pay up they would press charges against him...
Luckily their visas had not yet expired they were allowed by international law 2 weeks over the visa limit date...
But suddenly they were taken in by the Egyptian State Security and questioned...all seemed fine but then came an order directly from cairo to transfer them to the "khalifa detention center" which is basically the place where people are detained before expulsion from Egypt.
The same day they were sent to Cairo...when lawyers got involved and the authorities were asked why they were being detained they first said because they had no passports but when the lawyer said this was irrelevant because the visa procedure had been initiated and the authorities had copies of their passport it was then said but not written that it was because they were caught try to cross to Israel!!! a total lie of course!!!
At that point the lawyers started being scared that they were in any way tied to Israel which in Egypt could mean up to 15 years in jail!!!
Finally someone paid for their tickets and there was a deal made to release them ASAP since the tickets were paid for which was done which was definitely better then staying in a 5m X 5m cell with 20 other girls including prostitutes and Sudanese refugees.
Great publicity stunt for Egypt and way to go for Justice!!!
posted by sadmo at 8:36 AM
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Fertility : Ignorance Must be Painfull
This story was told to me by a friend who works in Siwa, One of his managers married two years ago and still there were no children (his wife was not getting pregnant) she was sent to the doctor and they checked her and found nothing wrong then he went and they found nothing wrong…In desperation he went to Cairo to see a specialist…which promptly informed him that through anal sex nothing would ever happen he just had to aim for the other orifice.
posted by sadmo at 8:14 AM
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Taxi : Petrol, Meters & Corruption
The first time I got in a taxi in Egypt I was surprised to see a meter as in many "developing" countries fares are negotiated between client and driver.
As we drive to my destination we come to a road block where traffic police are checking papers of drivers and in our case if the taxi meter was their and working...this surprised me even more...I thought wow they are even checking the taxis to see if the meters are working!!!
Finally arriving at my destination (a 15 min. drive) I promptly paid the driver the fee which add up to just under 2 EGP I even tipped him an extra 1 EGP (total cost about 50 cents)
The taxi driver did not smile at all and said it was too little money!!! I argued that this was the fare indicated on the meter!!! he told me the meters were functioning on a rate which would not even pay for the fuel of the car and that they (the meters) had been imposed because a powerful person had bought a large stock from India and forced (direct orders were given to the police to check)every taxi driver to equip himself as to sell off his stock!!! and if they did not have a counter they would loose their license!!!
At this point I was not sure any more so I called up a local friend to enquire, he confirmed the story and told me to pay 10 EGP to the driver.
So in the end the importance of the meter is not to loose your license!!! And not to count your fare!!!
As we drive to my destination we come to a road block where traffic police are checking papers of drivers and in our case if the taxi meter was their and working...this surprised me even more...I thought wow they are even checking the taxis to see if the meters are working!!!
Finally arriving at my destination (a 15 min. drive) I promptly paid the driver the fee which add up to just under 2 EGP I even tipped him an extra 1 EGP (total cost about 50 cents)
The taxi driver did not smile at all and said it was too little money!!! I argued that this was the fare indicated on the meter!!! he told me the meters were functioning on a rate which would not even pay for the fuel of the car and that they (the meters) had been imposed because a powerful person had bought a large stock from India and forced (direct orders were given to the police to check)every taxi driver to equip himself as to sell off his stock!!! and if they did not have a counter they would loose their license!!!
At this point I was not sure any more so I called up a local friend to enquire, he confirmed the story and told me to pay 10 EGP to the driver.
So in the end the importance of the meter is not to loose your license!!! And not to count your fare!!!
posted by sadmo at 7:08 AM
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Bribing : A Government System
Bribing is a daily reality in Egypt they call it "baksheesh" it is especially endemic in the public sector where government workers are paid salary's which are close to nothing.
How can you blame Samir working in a government office? his salary is something like 300 EGP not even 50 USD a month there is no way that with his job he can be honest, he has to ask for bribes to compensate for his ridiculous salary.
If he dose not take bribes there is no way for him to support his family...So this low salary forces nearly all the government workers to take bribes, actually a good government job is defined as one where you can take bribes, so much so that some times the person that takes the bribe has to him self pass on some of the bribe to his superior and his superior probably dose the same.
Even more interesting is the "sale" of government jobs, people actually pay certain corrupted officials to get a job where they can pick up bribes or these jobs are given by these corrupted officials to friends and family members (the creates a situation where the jobs are manned by people that may not have the qualifications needed for the job) This creates a system where it is very important to make paper work complicated so that as many people as possible have to "do" something and therefore maybe be able to take a bribe and make a extra buck.
This cancer is nearly irreversible since too many people benefit from the system from the lower income classes to the highest income classes.
How can you blame Samir working in a government office? his salary is something like 300 EGP not even 50 USD a month there is no way that with his job he can be honest, he has to ask for bribes to compensate for his ridiculous salary.
If he dose not take bribes there is no way for him to support his family...So this low salary forces nearly all the government workers to take bribes, actually a good government job is defined as one where you can take bribes, so much so that some times the person that takes the bribe has to him self pass on some of the bribe to his superior and his superior probably dose the same.
Even more interesting is the "sale" of government jobs, people actually pay certain corrupted officials to get a job where they can pick up bribes or these jobs are given by these corrupted officials to friends and family members (the creates a situation where the jobs are manned by people that may not have the qualifications needed for the job) This creates a system where it is very important to make paper work complicated so that as many people as possible have to "do" something and therefore maybe be able to take a bribe and make a extra buck.
This cancer is nearly irreversible since too many people benefit from the system from the lower income classes to the highest income classes.
posted by sadmo at 6:55 AM
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Joke : Egyptian Secret Police
Three secret police officers meet in Iran to participate in a competition organised by the Arab Union Of Undercover Agents AKA "AUUA"
Present at the competition are three special agents, special agent Bashir from Iran, special agent Ahmed from Syria and special agent Mohamed from Egypt.
The objective of the competition is to catch a jewish rabit:)
The first agent Bashir dose a great job just three days and he found a jewish rabit and put him in a box the judge gives him full marks.
The same goes for special agent Ahmed,
Every one is waiting for the Egyptian agent Mohamed...They wait and wait and then decide to go find him...they finally find him holding a camel with electrodes to his balls...slapping the camel and saying to him "admit it...admit it...say that you are a rabit..."
Extra Info:
There are two main branches of the secret police in Egypt like in America there is the FBI and CIA, In Egypt the equivalent of the FBI is called "Amned Daula" wich basically translates to "State Security" and the CIA equivalent called "Moochabarat"...Both are very powerful and its agents have sweeping powers ever since the Emergency Law was passed after the assisination of the late president Sadat. In the name of state security they can basically do what ever they want and often do exactly that...which means that ultimately there is no rule of law...
Present at the competition are three special agents, special agent Bashir from Iran, special agent Ahmed from Syria and special agent Mohamed from Egypt.
The objective of the competition is to catch a jewish rabit:)
The first agent Bashir dose a great job just three days and he found a jewish rabit and put him in a box the judge gives him full marks.
The same goes for special agent Ahmed,
Every one is waiting for the Egyptian agent Mohamed...They wait and wait and then decide to go find him...they finally find him holding a camel with electrodes to his balls...slapping the camel and saying to him "admit it...admit it...say that you are a rabit..."
Extra Info:
There are two main branches of the secret police in Egypt like in America there is the FBI and CIA, In Egypt the equivalent of the FBI is called "Amned Daula" wich basically translates to "State Security" and the CIA equivalent called "Moochabarat"...Both are very powerful and its agents have sweeping powers ever since the Emergency Law was passed after the assisination of the late president Sadat. In the name of state security they can basically do what ever they want and often do exactly that...which means that ultimately there is no rule of law...
posted by sadmo at 3:07 AM
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